Posts tagged ‘Bro’

March 5, 2016

UFC 196 McGregor v. Diaz / Holm v. Tate Breakdown Video and Highlight Video

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The Bros discuss the epic-ness that was Michael “The Count” Bisping against Anderson “The Spider” Silva at UFC London, and a certain MMA legend and podcast favorite stops by to chat about burgers and cutting weight. #SpiderSpout.

They also break down the upcoming UFC 196 title bout between Champ Holly Holm and perennial contender Miesha Tate. These are some tough women and it should be fun match. Can the Rocky-esque Tate pull off the victory. Can anybody out-nice Holly? These are the important questions the Bros have been masticating in the mouths of their minds.

The Bros also continue their discussion of the main event pitting the Notorious Conor McGregor against Nathan Diaz. The Bros map out a game-plan (#pocketsofchaos) for the Stockton native against the Irishman. Is it possible for Mystic Mac to be wrong? At least one Bro thinks so… tune in for his shocking prediction. Also, what is over/under on bird flipping in this fight? Follow @facethefacts for the official #birdtracker! And you won’t want to miss the debut name of the Irish response to the “Stockton Slap” #DublinDrub #KillarneyKoldKock #UFC196

There is current KING in the mma world, and he rules his kingdom with an iron left fist. He has dusted the likes of Chad Mendes and Jose Aldo… yet other fighters keep wanting a piece of the KING! So being the magnanimous ruler that he is, he has journeyed past his own weight class to take on and slay all newcomers. He was suppose to meet Rafael Dos Anjos at UFC 196, but unfortunately that fight will have to wait. In RDA’s absence, another warrior emerges to challenge the The Notorious One. Can Diaz succeed where others have failed? Enjoy this hype/highlight video I made in anticipation of this fight.

Conor McGregor has something to tell every fighter that wishes to challenge him in the UFC… just hold on, I’m coming.

Who do you think will emerge victorious this weekend? Let us know in the comments below!

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January 2, 2016

Fantasy Football Champion’s Anthem!

Did you just win your fantasy football league or something equally epic? Not quite sure how to make your competition aware of just how much better you are than them? Worry no more my friend, we have the video for you. Let the trash talking commence!

Whether you won overcoming incredible odds, or you just simply steamrolled over your competition in dominating fashion, this song will let the other participants know whats up. You won, Champ! You are the Conor McGregor of your league, and those other guys just want the privilege of being in your AWESOME presence.

So the next time you have one of your league members tell you about how they ACTUALLY did well in a different league… or how injuries hit THEM really hard… or how kids make it SO hard to be active… or how they were actually good in the REGULAR season (and then choked)… or some other BS… just know that you may be dealing with a butt-hurter. Just instruct them to STFU and crank up these tunes and let them know they can lick your balls!

*this video applies to all sorts of haters. Side effects from this video on haters may include:

-Whining
-Extreme Butt-hurt
-Crying
-Complaining
-Keeping Reggie Wayne

*If their butt-hurt last more than 72 hours, kindly tell them to visit their butt-hurt care professional. 

You can download all of our songs off of iTunes or SoundCloud!

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December 12, 2015

Face The Facts – Ep 32: Con Air McGregor!

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Just awarded UFC interim champion Con Air McGregor seeks to return home to Ireland with the unified belt, but to get there he must fight his way through violent serial champion, Jose “The Virus” Aldo.

Con Air: Christ in a cartoon.

Garland White: That is Aldo. That skinny little man butchered a bunch of people up and down the feather-weight division.

Aldo looked over at Con Air. He grabbed his box and looked at the UFC Championship Belt.

Aldo: I knew you was a punk.

Con Air: Put the belt back in the box.

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#andnew 

We did a UFC fight simulation in anticipation of UFC 194:

 

 

Here was the statistical breakdown:

 

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Fact: Video games don’t know ish about MMA.

Should there even be a rematch? Sound off in the comments.

You can follow us @facethefacts22

December 4, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 23 – THE BRAHLIDAY GUIDE!

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It’s that time of year again! That’s right, the Holiday Season is upon us. Santa is up in the north-most pole, busy crushing two helpings of cookies a day to build up his stamina. The reindeers are fine-tuning different flight formations to maximize their lickety-split speed.

Others, unfortunately, may have started stressing out with Christmas right around the corner. Don’t be one of those people… stressing is not bro. A bro is calm in the clutch and wise enough to seek help when necessary. That’s where we come in with our legendary BRAHLIDAY GUIDE!

We will give you some advice on how to crush it this Christmas! Need help dealing with the in-laws… check! How about some advice on how to nail your first impression on your significant other’s family? Got you covered there as well. Passion Nate drops by with some awesome gift ideas. You need to CH-CH-CH-Check it out!

 

 

 

 

Here is the Youtube version of BBYK:

 

*Special thanks to Buddy Nacho for graciously staring in our video. He is the bro-est chinchilla we know! Nacho, you put the Awwwww in awesome. 

November 26, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 22 – BROSGIVING!

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This year for Thanksgiving, take the time to give thanks for the bros in your life. Without our bros, with whom would we crush beer pong with? Who would we day drink with? As the wise Nick BROfferman once said, it is better to have 8 bros with one beer each than to have one bro with 8 beers. The beer math may seem incongruous, but I can assure you it is BRAH-thematically sound. So give thanks to your bros this Bros-giving.

A little bro tip, but you take your epic Thanksgiving meal up to an 11 by adding more MEAT! I’m talking about putting a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey and then wrapping that beauty up with bacon. Stuffing is already awesome, but adding sausage to it makes it absolutely brah-some!

The Bros are proud to present their BBYK Thanksgiving Special episode.
*BBYK is now available on YouTube, you can check out this recommended version at the bottom of this post.

 

 

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*two minutes later

 

The YouTube version of the Thanksgiving Episode:

 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone. A shout out to Zanahoria and Marchewka for helping us out with our Saddest Bros video. A particularly special shout out to my wife for creating the beautiful feast-beast that is the TURBACONDUCKEN! This Thanksgiving, the Bros are thankful for having such amazing wives. Without these wonderful women, we would just be an adjective.

 

 

In loving memory of Josie Pham.

November 11, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 20 – BROstalgic Reminiscing

You are a cultured and sophisticated individual. You work hard at that 9 to 5 and you completely CRUSH IT! You work-out selflessly, just wanting to make sure other people get to enjoy the view. You use yelp and don’t consider yourself a food critic. You are wise enough to reboot your airport card before you flip out about the wifi. You are an adult! 

 

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That doesn’t mean you don’t have an inner man-child that perks up whenever you hear “after these messages, we’ll be right back.” Don’t worry, you’ve earned your place in history.You are just tougher than the average (G.I.) joe having survived multiple bouts of street combat and/or dysentery. You’ve been entrusted with many important relics, and you always power-up responsibly.

 

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You’ve scaled castles to save a princess from a turtle, and scaled apartment buildings to save a reporter as a turtle. You know who to call when there something strange happening in your neighborhood, and it wouldn’t surprise you in the least if they send over a bad ass girl to save the day. So, if you are about that 1-up life, follow me bro, and take a brostalgic trip down memory lane.

 

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Come with me and you’ll be
In a world with a set duration
Take a look and you’ll see
Fungi augmentations!

We’ll begin with a spin
Trav’ling in 8-bit permutations
The castle we’ll see will need
Restorations!

If you want to view paradise
Side-scroll around and view it
If you want to platform, do it
Want to touch that flag, just sprint-jump to it…

 

*This week’s BBYK has BRAHsome image markers embedded in the podcast. To view them while listening, visit our iTunes link and click on where the imgres-1 symbol is in your iTunes media player:

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Mudafu Ken joins the Bro-est Bros you know, to talk about Keanu Reeves and the importance of Math on the 20th episode of BBYK! The Bros discuss some of the bro-est video games from their childhood and why quarters are now obsolete without arcades.

 

 

You can follow us on twitter @broestbros

Press the Start button if you are itching to play some retro games now!

Special shout out to Matt Alexander for coming on the show and sharing his extensive retro gaming knowledge and musical talents. BBYK would also like to express our utmost admiration and appreciation for the troops. The heroes we talk about often wear capes, but the real heroes wear dog tags.

Happy Veteran’s Day

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November 5, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 19 – Mr. Bucket vs. One Punch Man

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It was a cool crisp fall night in beautiful Washington D.C. The adults were enjoying adult conversations and the kids were all tucked in. All of a sudden, a loud racket begins to swell up in the Cathedral Heights neighborhood.

*some Pitbull song

Mr. Buckets: Ayo, let’s get it turnt up in the ma’f ya-no-wud-I’m-say’n? Mr. Buckets!

 

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Mr. Buckets was fresh out of prison thanks to a brilliant settlement negotiated by Michael Donovan. He moved in with his dad, and then he had Michael Donovan negotiate an eviction of his dad.

Armed with a little royalty money from Milton Bradley and a penchant for putting things in his mouth, Mr. Buckets proceeded to spend all of his money on drugs and Draft King. He spent many nights getting hammered and/or schwasted. He was caught in a vicious cycle of trying to “get on this level,” “not being on this level,” and once again trying to “get on this level.”

 

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One Punch Bro was a humble guy that lived in an apartment complex across the street. During the day he worked out and stocked up on protein powder when they went on sale. At night he fights crime… when he feels like it. He had recently gotten into vigilante justice, but purely as a hobby.

Usually he wouldn’t bother someone for playing a little music, but on this rather cold evening, he wanted to get up and move around. He hadn’t quite made it to 10 km that day, and didn’t want the day to pass by without him completely finishing his fitness routine.

Mr.Buckets: I pounded an entire  six pack! Bottles and all!! Mr. Buckets!!!

One Punch Bro: Can you keep it down? Some of us have to get up in the morning and do 100 push-ups.

Mr. Buckets: Screw off bro, I’m Mr. Buckets! I do what I want! MR. BUCKETS!!

 

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Mr. Buckets: NOOO! Not the moneymaker bro! Look, I challenge you to an erk’ erk’ rap battle. Put up er’ shut up little ma’f. I ain’t fronting neither, I always put my balls where my mouth is.

 

One Punch Bro:  

 

 

 

 

Mr. Buckets: rapping*

You think that you’re cool just because you are new?

Well, news flash Clark Kent, nobody knows you.

There are commercials about me, I’m kind of a big deal.

You look like your hair couldn’t afford it’s next meal.

Mr. Buckets keeps it one hundo… always keeping it real.

Like seriously, why you dressed like caped April O’neal?

You should’ve known coming in, that I’m buckets of fun,

So go back to bed… you got served, son.

 

Mr. Buckets: Erk Erk *inaudible ya mean. Yo next ma’f!

 

One Punch Bro: ok… rapping*

Once again my hopes were up and I thought you’d be beast mode.

Turns out, the mode you had, was preset to “eat chode.”

I am so overpowered, zero losses is my main stat.

You’re a pedo-douche with jaundice… you should really have that looked at.

I’ve beaten guys with just one punch, I beat you without throwing,

It must literally suck to have a face thats keeps on blowing.

From my verbal one-two you’ll need more than a stitch,

so be mindful of your neighbors, you broke bucket b****!

 

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Who wins? You decide!

The Bro-est Bros reunite after the harrowing events of the Cthulhu Crisis (find out more here). The fantasy guru’s fantasy returns from his unwillful trip to Mars to bring you even cheddar fantasy football advise.

BBYK is proud to present a follow up to their single “Into Tight Ends,” with the catchy “Mr. Buckets.” Their EP Describing David will be dropping soon, so stay tuned.

BTDubs, the bros had a pineapple because of a successful attempt at making Bun Bo Hue. You know, the Vietnamese soup you actually like but isn’t as easy to remember/say like pho. Yup, that one.

You can follow us on twitter @broestbros

BBYK is on iTunes.



 

October 30, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 18 – Happy BRAHloween!

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Bro, do you even lift? Brahptimus Prime does. What’s the point of working out if you can’t show off your guns on Halloween? To help you bros out, BBYK has a few costume recommendations for you this year: sleeveless James Bond, sleeveless Kris Humphries, sleeveless Gandalf, Mark Walhberg… you could also dust off your Bane costume from 2012 (which you totally own). Enjoy our BBYK Halloween Spooktacular!

 

 

Click here to find out what happened to Emotion Al and Doug McDermott!

You can follow us on twitter @broestbros

BBYK is on iTunes.

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October 23, 2015

Mad Max: Shiner Bock Road III

Mad Max: Shiner Bock Road II

The race for Shiner Bock gold rages on, and there is absolutely no rest for the weary. The league leader, The Confessor, aimed to stay undefeated. Despondent Dave on the other hand wanted to end his losing streak.

Bloody Mayhem was fresh off of a win and ready for his next victim. Vexed Viet and his Australian Cattle Chinchilla-Dog wandered forward, knowing it was going to be a war going against Bloody Mayhem.

Bloody Mayhem: Rugby rugby lovely day!!!

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Bloody Mayhem came blazing into the contest, Ensign Eifert in tow. He was very confident, riding an impressive winning streak. His team was a goon squad, both intimidating and relentless. Led by Bombardier Brady and the mad scientist, Dr. Brown, they wrecked havoc on the league.

They rushed forward at Vexed Viet, ready to do anything to serve their bloody master.  Those were some maddeningly obedient fantasy football killing machines.

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The battle raged on, and it was apparent that Bloody Mayhem meant business. When Captain Falcon Julio had a quiet game, Vexed Viet knew he had to act fast.

Vexed Viet: Hey Brahptimus, I could use some help Bro.

Brahptimus Prime: Here, borrow these to help you deal with it.

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Vexed Viet: Are those Oakleys? Schway!

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Brahptimus Prime: You’ve got the poweeeeeer!

Vexed Viet quickly gained control of the match behind the brilliant game of Hopkins and Brahptimus’s shades. He roundhouse kicked (Walker Texas Ranger style) Bloody Mayhem in the face, knocking his goggles clean off!

Bloody Mayhem: Zounds! Pigs will fly before I fall to you!

Vexed Viet: BM, you look ill. I have a diagnosis for you.

Vexed Viet – 243

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Vexed Viet: It looks like you have swine flu.

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It was a mad week!  Sapulpa Star got his first victory of the season. (What the mess?!) Behind a strong team filled with stars like Riley Cooper and Reggie Wayne, he showed just how unlucky No skill all Luck really is. Sapulpa Star was quite proud of himself after his surprising accomplishment.

Sapulpa Star: I am quite proud of myself.

No skill all Luck: I need to borrow some skill from Holo Molos.

Holo Molos: Oh-my-lanta! I’m not in the league anymore, but I will help you out if I can borrow some Bevo Bucks.

No skill all Luck: trade declined*

Bro-est Bros: Now that is an example of proper fantasy trading etiquette.

Despondent Dave was also victorious, proving that there are some things Finerthana49er. He couldn’t contain his euphoria. He started to wiggle, just subtly at first. Then he straight up started to dance it out to his victory jam.

Despondent Dave: You gotta let me know… are we human… or are we dancer? freakin’ n vibing*

Nothingfinerthana49er: Slow your body roll Dave… I’m still up on you in the standings. #burn #betterthanyou

The most notable victory of the week was by Best of the Bridges, who beat the league leading The Confessor and ended his undefeated streak.

The Confessor: I must confess, I didn’t see that coming.

Best of the Bridges: Oh cry me a Rivers.

The Confessor: sniff*

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After his great win, Sapulpa Star climbed up zero spots to last place. The Confessor settled into second, waiting for the opportunity to strike again for the top spot.  The race is about to hit the midway point, and Vexed Viet is back in the driver’s seat. He could just taste that Shiner Bock gold!

Despondent Dave: Holy Favre tat brah!

Brahptimus Prime: Hey BM, does your back keep texting pictures of your junk to sideline reporters?

Vexed Viet: Yeah, do you buy relaxed fit jeans for your back?

Vexed Viet/Brahptimus Prime: bro dap*

Bloody Mayhem: My back tattoo was from my homer days. I’m not a homer anymore, so the joke is on you!

Vexed Viet: Nice comeback. Was that your back’s idea?

Bloody Mayhem: Stop bringing Favre into this, cruel man! I’ll get you next time around…

James Starks: Maybe play me next time around.

Bloody Mayhem: STFU Starks! Ahhhhh! Curse you and your ridiculous luck, Vexed Viet!

Vexed Viet: BM, I have some advice for you…

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Vexed Viet and Buddy continue on their path towards the ultimate prize, the Shiner Bock Trophy! With everyone now gunning for him, his spot at the top is not safe. The competition is heating up and each match up becomes more and more important. Who is mad enough to make it to the end?

Fact – People that read Vivid Karet are good natured and generous.

I know this isn’t a Face the Facts, but I just wanted to take a quick respite from the trash talking to call attention to something important. Chris Lyon (Bloody Mayhem) is a good friend of ours, and what he lacks in fantasy football prowess he more than made up for by bravely serving our country with the Marines. His wife is currently battling Lyme Disease, and if you or any of your loved ones have gone through this, you know what a tough road this is for him and his family. Please check out my buddy’s site to find out more about their story and information on ways you can help.

Happy Friday!

October 21, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 17 – Brahptimus Prime!

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Here at Bro-est Bros, we have noticed an epidemic spreading across this beautiful country. There has been an outbreak of whiners here in our beloved land of the free and home of the brave. As patriots, we believe it is our duty to campaign against those that complain. Here at BBYK, we turn whining into winning, one slap at a time. To help us out, we brought in BRAHptimus Prime to help you guys DEAL WITH IT!

Virtual Complainer: The weather is soooooo cold. I hate how cold it is all the time now!

BRAHpitmus Prime: Dress appropriately and you should be fine, bro. The month’s name even warns you as you get closer to winter that it’s about to get cold. That is why the last four months end in burr. Deal with it!

Virtual Complainer: OMG reading through all of these facebook statuses are so annoying. Nobody cares about your political views or what you had for lunch!

BRAHptimus Prime: Actually, nobody cares about your whining. Sharing opinions and experiences with like-minded individuals is exactly what social networks were intended for. Also, you have the technological option of ignoring/blocking their updates… so if you are reading them you are both whiney and lazy. Deal with it!

Virtual Complainer: Mondays suck!

BRAHptimus Prime: No, you suck. You had all of Sunday to rest and mentally prepare yourself for this day. If anything Wednesday sucks. It feels like Friday… but you are only halfway their. Deal with it!

Virtual Complainer: You used the wrong there ^ there. It drives me insane when people mix that up on the internet!

BRAHptimus Prime: Need some more cheese with your whine? When you are on your deathbed, you are going to regret all of the time you wasted obnoxiously correcting internet typos. Unless of course you actually taught someone who really didn’t know the proper use, in which case… dope, bro.

Virtual Complainer: I got surprise-attacked by Megatron. This sucks monkey noodles!

BRAHptimus Prime: When attacked by Megatron, one shall stand and one shall fall. You must do what I do…

DEAL WITH IT!

Virtual Complainer: Aren’t you sort of complaining about complainers?

BRAHptimus Prime: Psh! Psh! Psh! You know what? Either you can deal with it or you…

Virtual “trying-to-be-less-of-a” Complainer: Also, I keep losing in fantasy football…

Well we have you covered there, bro! The Bro-est Bros hook you up with some advice to help you deal with it week 7 in fantasy football. The Bros also cover some fantasy sport rules and etiquette so you won’t ever be “that guy.”

Bonus content:

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Great Scott, today is Back to the Future Day! Here at BBYK we recommend you go out and purchase a hover board. Order a tiny dehydrated pizza. Steal a kid’s scooters.

Look Calvin Klein, the world is your Delorean. Shoot, go trick someone into driving their car into a pile of manure (manure!) if that strikes your fancy. You can even contemplate where you are in life relative to when you first watched BTTF. Now that is heavy.

This is so totally brah-some.  To think, this is the point in the future that Doc and Marty visited in the movie.  Wait…

Oh flux

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Yup… deal with it!

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