December 12, 2015

Face The Facts – Ep 32: Con Air McGregor!

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Just awarded UFC interim champion Con Air McGregor seeks to return home to Ireland with the unified belt, but to get there he must fight his way through violent serial champion, Jose “The Virus” Aldo.

Con Air: Christ in a cartoon.

Garland White: That is Aldo. That skinny little man butchered a bunch of people up and down the feather-weight division.

Aldo looked over at Con Air. He grabbed his box and looked at the UFC Championship Belt.

Aldo: I knew you was a punk.

Con Air: Put the belt back in the box.

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#andnew 

We did a UFC fight simulation in anticipation of UFC 194:

 

 

Here was the statistical breakdown:

 

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Fact: Video games don’t know ish about MMA.

Should there even be a rematch? Sound off in the comments.

You can follow us @facethefacts22

December 9, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 24 – Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor BRODOWN!

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THIS IS IT! The Bros breakdown the biggest fight of the year, #UFC194, and Anderson Silva drops by to weigh in. They go into what makes McGregor such a special fighter and how his gift for gab may potentially be a curse when he goes toe to toe with the Champ.

 

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They analyze different fight strategies for the combatants and map out potential paths to victories.The Bros also look at some interesting quotes that give insight to both fighter’s mindset leading into this most EPIC showdown. Who do you have? Sound off in the comments below.

 

Youtube version:

 

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December 5, 2015

Face The Facts – Ep. 31: (Not so) HAPPY KRAMPUS DAY!

 

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Fact –Krampus is derived from the German word krampen meaning claw.

With roots in Norse and Greek mythology, Krampus acts as the evil counterpart to jolly old St. Nicholas. He’s described as being a third-goat, a third-man, and a third-forehead… with just a little  demon thrown in. Basically, a smaller Cthulhu.

While the man who became known as Santa is famous for rewarding children who have been nice with gifts, Krampus visits naughty children on December 5th, Krampusnacht, and punishes them by way of spanking, whipping and nae nae-ing. He also sings his hit song Mr. Buckets in a most off key manner. While his voice is nightmarish enough, it is the lyrics that are truly haunting. How many balls is enough Krampus?

The tradition has been suppressed over the years by the Catholic Church, which wanted the Christmas season to be a time for love and thanksgiving… not fear and spanks giving. So for the naughty amongst us, beware. Evil awaits you.

 

HAPPY KRAMPUS DAY!

December 4, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 23 – THE BRAHLIDAY GUIDE!

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It’s that time of year again! That’s right, the Holiday Season is upon us. Santa is up in the north-most pole, busy crushing two helpings of cookies a day to build up his stamina. The reindeers are fine-tuning different flight formations to maximize their lickety-split speed.

Others, unfortunately, may have started stressing out with Christmas right around the corner. Don’t be one of those people… stressing is not bro. A bro is calm in the clutch and wise enough to seek help when necessary. That’s where we come in with our legendary BRAHLIDAY GUIDE!

We will give you some advice on how to crush it this Christmas! Need help dealing with the in-laws… check! How about some advice on how to nail your first impression on your significant other’s family? Got you covered there as well. Passion Nate drops by with some awesome gift ideas. You need to CH-CH-CH-Check it out!

 

 

 

 

Here is the Youtube version of BBYK:

 

*Special thanks to Buddy Nacho for graciously staring in our video. He is the bro-est chinchilla we know! Nacho, you put the Awwwww in awesome. 

November 26, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 22 – BROSGIVING!

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This year for Thanksgiving, take the time to give thanks for the bros in your life. Without our bros, with whom would we crush beer pong with? Who would we day drink with? As the wise Nick BROfferman once said, it is better to have 8 bros with one beer each than to have one bro with 8 beers. The beer math may seem incongruous, but I can assure you it is BRAH-thematically sound. So give thanks to your bros this Bros-giving.

A little bro tip, but you take your epic Thanksgiving meal up to an 11 by adding more MEAT! I’m talking about putting a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey and then wrapping that beauty up with bacon. Stuffing is already awesome, but adding sausage to it makes it absolutely brah-some!

The Bros are proud to present their BBYK Thanksgiving Special episode.
*BBYK is now available on YouTube, you can check out this recommended version at the bottom of this post.

 

 

Oh no!

 

*two minutes later

 

The YouTube version of the Thanksgiving Episode:

 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone. A shout out to Zanahoria and Marchewka for helping us out with our Saddest Bros video. A particularly special shout out to my wife for creating the beautiful feast-beast that is the TURBACONDUCKEN! This Thanksgiving, the Bros are thankful for having such amazing wives. Without these wonderful women, we would just be an adjective.

 

 

In loving memory of Josie Pham.

November 20, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 21- Ronda Routed

You could see her face spread across the marquee… this was RONDA ROUSEY’s game and nobody else had a right to win. The undisputed champion versus the 7th ranked bantamweight fighter? “Easy night for the Champ” they all thought.

Nobody took Little Holly seriously. Nobody thought she had a shot, except Little Holly. She new that the challenge was bigger than anything she had ever faced before, and to prepare, she would have to train her little butt off!

 

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She trained so hard some days she would go home and just cry it out. She never stopped pushing, though. She didn’t just think she could beat the champion, she knew she had the skills to do it.

Fight night came around, and Little Holly met the Champ in the middle of the ring. Immediately, it was apparent to everyone watching that this wasn’t going to be the fight they had expected it to be. Little Holly performed like a champion, combining effortless speed and grace with deadly power and accuracy.

 

 

She darted in and out of the Rousey’s reach, peppering the Champ relentlessly. The Champ looked absolutely bamboozled. She didn’t have an answer for the challenger. Little Holly looked for the right moment and…

 

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AND NEW… BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD…

HOLLY HOLM!

Klar: Wait a minute… wait just a darn minute. That’s boxing bro!!!

STFU Klar, you don’t know s*** about boxing! *sigh Fine… There stood Hall Li, she was about to face the current champion of the World Warrior Tournament.

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She went up to touch gloves but her gesture was politely declined by the Champion. A voice off screen yelled “FIGHT” and it was time to go!

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Klar: Yeah, you can’t actually take anyone to ground in Street Fighter. I prefer it to be more… realistic, you know.

SERIOUSLY, WTF…

Okay, last time. Holly Holm stood in front of the UFC champion Ronda Rousey, and visualized her victory. She had her family behind her. She had coaches that absolutely believed in her. Bruce Buffer announced that it was time and she got ready to go.

 

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Klar: Schway.

 

*This week’s BBYK has BRAHsome image markers embedded in the podcast. To view them while listening, visit our iTunes link and click on where the imgres-1 symbol is in your iTunes media player:

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It has been a week since the tragic events in France, and BBYK would like the victims and survivors of the recent Paris Attacks to know, you are in our thoughts and in our prayers.

The Bros dissect the epic UFC 193 Main Event and discuss the future for Ronda Rousey, women’s MMA, and the new Bantamweight Champion of the World, Holly Holm. Fantasy guru’s fantasy also drops by later on to give you guys the leg up on the competition for week 11. This episode is much bro… and so ness.

 

 

 

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November 11, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 20 – BROstalgic Reminiscing

You are a cultured and sophisticated individual. You work hard at that 9 to 5 and you completely CRUSH IT! You work-out selflessly, just wanting to make sure other people get to enjoy the view. You use yelp and don’t consider yourself a food critic. You are wise enough to reboot your airport card before you flip out about the wifi. You are an adult! 

 

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That doesn’t mean you don’t have an inner man-child that perks up whenever you hear “after these messages, we’ll be right back.” Don’t worry, you’ve earned your place in history.You are just tougher than the average (G.I.) joe having survived multiple bouts of street combat and/or dysentery. You’ve been entrusted with many important relics, and you always power-up responsibly.

 

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You’ve scaled castles to save a princess from a turtle, and scaled apartment buildings to save a reporter as a turtle. You know who to call when there something strange happening in your neighborhood, and it wouldn’t surprise you in the least if they send over a bad ass girl to save the day. So, if you are about that 1-up life, follow me bro, and take a brostalgic trip down memory lane.

 

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Come with me and you’ll be
In a world with a set duration
Take a look and you’ll see
Fungi augmentations!

We’ll begin with a spin
Trav’ling in 8-bit permutations
The castle we’ll see will need
Restorations!

If you want to view paradise
Side-scroll around and view it
If you want to platform, do it
Want to touch that flag, just sprint-jump to it…

 

*This week’s BBYK has BRAHsome image markers embedded in the podcast. To view them while listening, visit our iTunes link and click on where the imgres-1 symbol is in your iTunes media player:

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Mudafu Ken joins the Bro-est Bros you know, to talk about Keanu Reeves and the importance of Math on the 20th episode of BBYK! The Bros discuss some of the bro-est video games from their childhood and why quarters are now obsolete without arcades.

 

 

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Press the Start button if you are itching to play some retro games now!

Special shout out to Matt Alexander for coming on the show and sharing his extensive retro gaming knowledge and musical talents. BBYK would also like to express our utmost admiration and appreciation for the troops. The heroes we talk about often wear capes, but the real heroes wear dog tags.

Happy Veteran’s Day

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November 6, 2015

Your Friday Jam: Some F-ing Rhymes

“Do ya know what we need, man? Some rhymes.”

Absolutely. What are ya, insane?”

No I ain’t. Action Bronson‘s always dropping a rhyme.”

What?”

Yeah. He’s got a lot of rhymes dropping all around him in the songs, and it always works.”

You’ve lost it, haven’t ya?”

No, I’m serious.”

Me too. That’s stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rhyme for.”

You don’t f-ing’ know what you’re gonna need it for. They just always need it.”

What’s this ‘they’ shit? This isn’t a song.”

Oh, right.”

Is that right, Chance?”

All right. Drop your stupid f-ing’ rhyme.”

I’ll drop my stupid rhyme. I’ll drop it. This is a dope rhyme right here.”

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November 5, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 19 – Mr. Bucket vs. One Punch Man

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It was a cool crisp fall night in beautiful Washington D.C. The adults were enjoying adult conversations and the kids were all tucked in. All of a sudden, a loud racket begins to swell up in the Cathedral Heights neighborhood.

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Mr. Buckets: Ayo, let’s get it turnt up in the ma’f ya-no-wud-I’m-say’n? Mr. Buckets!

 

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Mr. Buckets was fresh out of prison thanks to a brilliant settlement negotiated by Michael Donovan. He moved in with his dad, and then he had Michael Donovan negotiate an eviction of his dad.

Armed with a little royalty money from Milton Bradley and a penchant for putting things in his mouth, Mr. Buckets proceeded to spend all of his money on drugs and Draft King. He spent many nights getting hammered and/or schwasted. He was caught in a vicious cycle of trying to “get on this level,” “not being on this level,” and once again trying to “get on this level.”

 

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One Punch Bro was a humble guy that lived in an apartment complex across the street. During the day he worked out and stocked up on protein powder when they went on sale. At night he fights crime… when he feels like it. He had recently gotten into vigilante justice, but purely as a hobby.

Usually he wouldn’t bother someone for playing a little music, but on this rather cold evening, he wanted to get up and move around. He hadn’t quite made it to 10 km that day, and didn’t want the day to pass by without him completely finishing his fitness routine.

Mr.Buckets: I pounded an entire  six pack! Bottles and all!! Mr. Buckets!!!

One Punch Bro: Can you keep it down? Some of us have to get up in the morning and do 100 push-ups.

Mr. Buckets: Screw off bro, I’m Mr. Buckets! I do what I want! MR. BUCKETS!!

 

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Mr. Buckets: NOOO! Not the moneymaker bro! Look, I challenge you to an erk’ erk’ rap battle. Put up er’ shut up little ma’f. I ain’t fronting neither, I always put my balls where my mouth is.

 

One Punch Bro:  

 

 

 

 

Mr. Buckets: rapping*

You think that you’re cool just because you are new?

Well, news flash Clark Kent, nobody knows you.

There are commercials about me, I’m kind of a big deal.

You look like your hair couldn’t afford it’s next meal.

Mr. Buckets keeps it one hundo… always keeping it real.

Like seriously, why you dressed like caped April O’neal?

You should’ve known coming in, that I’m buckets of fun,

So go back to bed… you got served, son.

 

Mr. Buckets: Erk Erk *inaudible ya mean. Yo next ma’f!

 

One Punch Bro: ok… rapping*

Once again my hopes were up and I thought you’d be beast mode.

Turns out, the mode you had, was preset to “eat chode.”

I am so overpowered, zero losses is my main stat.

You’re a pedo-douche with jaundice… you should really have that looked at.

I’ve beaten guys with just one punch, I beat you without throwing,

It must literally suck to have a face thats keeps on blowing.

From my verbal one-two you’ll need more than a stitch,

so be mindful of your neighbors, you broke bucket b****!

 

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Who wins? You decide!

The Bro-est Bros reunite after the harrowing events of the Cthulhu Crisis (find out more here). The fantasy guru’s fantasy returns from his unwillful trip to Mars to bring you even cheddar fantasy football advise.

BBYK is proud to present a follow up to their single “Into Tight Ends,” with the catchy “Mr. Buckets.” Their EP Describing David will be dropping soon, so stay tuned.

BTDubs, the bros had a pineapple because of a successful attempt at making Bun Bo Hue. You know, the Vietnamese soup you actually like but isn’t as easy to remember/say like pho. Yup, that one.

You can follow us on twitter @broestbros

BBYK is on iTunes.



 

October 30, 2015

Bro-est Bros You Knows – Ep. 18 – Happy BRAHloween!

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Bro, do you even lift? Brahptimus Prime does. What’s the point of working out if you can’t show off your guns on Halloween? To help you bros out, BBYK has a few costume recommendations for you this year: sleeveless James Bond, sleeveless Kris Humphries, sleeveless Gandalf, Mark Walhberg… you could also dust off your Bane costume from 2012 (which you totally own). Enjoy our BBYK Halloween Spooktacular!

 

 

Click here to find out what happened to Emotion Al and Doug McDermott!

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