Bro-est Bros You Knows – Episode 8 – BRAHlentine’s Day

Bro tip – If you and your significant other have been arguing lately, use Valentine’s Day as a way to tell her “let’s not be be angry birds…”

This is going to be a special Valentine’s Day Bro-est Bros/Face The Facts mash-up. First up, the Bro-est Bros talk about this years BRAHlentine’s Day weekend spectacular and the NBA All Stars! They also provide brotacular insight on some big news in entertainment, including a preview of some great spin-off series that have come out on AMC.

Here is our EXCLUSIVE first look at AMC’s Mad Men spin-off, Mad Pen: 

 

Will the smooth talking Drawn Paper keep getting his meisterstück in other women while his wife (Con) Fetti Paper binges on Doritos? Will the shady Cheat ChamBull take Michael Donavan’s advice and push to pilot the Pilot campaign? Will Sterling be able to control his Danish bae(s)? Tune in to the next episode of Mad Pen to find out… or just listen to BBYK for the recap. (what?!)

 

Fact – You don’t have to be lonely… at Farmer’sOnly.com

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Here at Face The Facts, we’ve just received confirmation from Captain Dan that you don’t actually have to be a farmer to join that site. Have fun on Valentine’s Day with Bobbi-Jo, she sounds like she is quite… strong. I am glad that Captain Dan is getting out there, he was nearing the point of what many would call “hopelessly single.” In fact, there are a lot of people out there that will feel, especially on Valentine’s Day, that they are “hopelessly single.” Let me give each and every one of you an internet BroHug and assure that you most definitely are not.

I have a friend (you see how I avoided @klar21‘s wife’s best friend… wait) that at one point aspired to be that crazy cat lady that knits craft-stuff and scares children. She found herself an awesome hockey loving bro named… Brawn, and she is as happy as I have ever seen her. This isn’t a “oh, you will find someone soon” kind of thing. It is a “in a world where people number in the billions, there is a ridiculously high mathematical probability that, when armed with the science of human biology, creates a near virtual certainty that if you are in fact seeking love, love will find you” thing.

That’s not even the good part. For everyone out there that is single, looking for somebody… you have one of the greatest things in all of God’s infinite universe to look forward to. You get to fall in love for the first time. I have been in a relationship with my wife, going on ten years now, and I love her the most. A decade strong, I am still learning and growing, striving every day to be a better husband and partner for my wife. I look forward to our future together, but I will never forget the first time I met her.

I was in my dorm room showing off my awesome fish tank (so I wasn’t exactly “Kris Humphries” cool, but I was trying to be “Michael Humphries” cool anyways) to my future wife and a prospective student she was showing around. Late night’s memorizing the presidents for Am. Civ., getting introduced to Eddie Izzard and “bread guns,” listening to The General on loop, long walks around campus, and drinking way too much coffee… meeting my wife and falling in love with her was one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to experience. So to the single people out there, rejoice! Fact, DC has the highest concentration of singles out of all the major cities in America. Go out there and meet somebody… you might be meeting the best thing that can ever happen to you.

 

Happy Valentine’s Day from Vivid Karet!

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*This episode is dedicated to Josie and Maddie, two incredibly brave girls. We are praying for you.

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