Face The Facts – Episode 15: Where in the World is Kathulhu Winnebago?

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Fact- No one has ever thought to check R’lyeh…. MADNESS!

For the poor souls that don’t even know. 

Well she sneaks around the world from District 2 to Cantina,
She’s a a big and scary monster that gets Hungary and eats cheese,
She’ll take you for a ride on a Honda to Krajina,
Tell me where in the world is Kathulhu Winnebago?

 

 

 

 

She was a Program Manager, until she switched Koreas,
People think she’s good at hiding, but the truth is she gets Laos,
Well the next time she goes Down Under, we must try to stop the plunder,
Tell me where in the world is Kathulhu Winnebago?

 

 

 

 

She’ll go from Houston to Holland, Moscow to Montana,
Key West to Antigua/Barbuda and back!

 

 

 

 

Kenya believe her bellows cause tsunamis, she smells Azerbaijani,
She has to wear that bright red trench coat because she looks like this,

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She’s an evil freakish facinorous fiend and she’s Ghana photobomb ya,
Tell me where in the world is Kathulhu Winnebago?

 

 

 

Oh tell me where in the world is… Oh tell me where can she be?
Ooh, Vietnam to Finland, Poland to Tokyo,
Naples to Naples, Brazil, muy facil…!

 

 

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Well she terrorizes children with her hideous expressions,
She’s a high-pitched hollering heathen with a taste for lots of cheese,
Her schedule book is booked up with being an abomination,
Tell me where in the world is Kathulhu Winnebago?

 

 

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Tell me where in the world is Kathulhu Winnebago?

Tell me where in the world is Kathulhu Winnebago?

(Repeat x9)

Fact- People that read VividKaret.com don’t need to listen to Scar because they are always prepared.

If you haven’t already, follow @VividKaret on twitter to get updates on our latest blog posts. You can follow me @facethefacts22. @klar21 and I will be coming out with a Bro-est Bros You Knows soon, so stay tuned. I know many of you are traveling for Thanksgiving, please be safe and stay warm. I know I will be having an awesome time hanging out with my wife and vid Ka.

So go spend time with loved ones, eat some yummy foods and watch some football. Remember to also take a moment for reflection and think about all the people that you are thankful for. Fact, showing gratitude has been shown to increase serotonin. So go ahead and tell the ones you love how much you are thankful for them, it will make their day and you get to float on some of that natural high before crashing down from that gluttony we will all partake in.

 

 

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